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hippoghouliage:

you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

hippoghouliage:

you spray dogs with water when they won’t listen, but will it work on an ally? the a is not for you. get off the couch, stop barking, go away. 

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hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

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princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:


Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

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heysisterbleedingheart:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

75% REAL BABY HAIR

heysisterbleedingheart:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

75% REAL BABY HAIR

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ladybrienne:

joannalannister:

Game of Thrones s5 

I have so many questions and my first is WHAT THE FUCK

ladybrienne:

joannalannister:

Game of Thrones s5 

I have so many questions and my first is WHAT THE FUCK

(via smilingalwayssmiling)

becausebirds:

mothbug:

i have a folder full of pictures of screaming birds that i look at when i’m sad sometimes

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haha. calm down nerds

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parrot-dise:

My mom cuddling with a very sweet baby blue & gold macaw.

parrot-dise:

My mom cuddling with a very sweet baby blue & gold macaw.

(via birdicles)

you don’t truly love an animal until you’ve gleefully told it ‘you’re so stupid!’ in your cutest baby talk voice

screamybutt:

kungfubellydancer:

Kamikaze thinks she is taking a shower in the rain, except the rain is hitting the windshield!

This is so cute

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